Delvettos Restaurant

Reviews about Delvettos Restaurant

• 1 / 5

  By Richard Stephens
  Let me be frank: all of the 4 and 5 star ratings you see here were crafted by friends, family members, homers, and lunatics.
  
  Where do I begin? I ordered pasta with sausage. It came with salad and bread. Each was a comedy act unto itself. The pasta was dry and obviously cooked hours earlier. They slopped tomato sauce on to rehabilitate it and make it my problem, not theirs. The sausage was SO black and crispy I wondered if it had been grilled, fried, or blowtorched. The bread was, of course, stale and rock solid. But the salad was shockingly green and fresh. They perhaps couldn't have one acceptable thing going, so they went quite skimpy: over half the salad tin was empty before the plastic fork (they forgot to provide so I supplied my own) hit the only small tomato within.
  
  If the food (which I photographed by the way) wasn't bad enough, the business etiquette took the cake. Right in the middle of tapping my fountain soda and ringing me up, another guy walked in to pick up a huge multiple pizza order of almost $100. So what's the obvious move for an uncouth operation such as this? Boot my ass to the side in the middle of the business transaction to take care of the far pricier order. It was so obnoxious that I laughed in amusement. I am not even angry, and it made all the more sense once I emptied my bag and saw product totally on par with service.
  
  In short, if you enjoy stale food that's been sitting around and don't mind being nudged aside for pricier orders and more important people, this is your place. Just don't buy the 4 and 5 star ratings. Chances are THEY already did, pun intended.
  October 03, 2016